System Status: Critical Optimism

We Don't Care
What You Build.

MOBA? RPG? Racing sim where you play as a sentient toaster?
We don't judge. We just make it sell.

"We are the dark matter between your 'great idea' and actual revenue. We are the cynical brothers who will tell you your UI sucks so the market doesn't have to."

Genre Mashup

The Meat Grinder Pipeline

We take your raw, buggy, beautiful mess and drag it kicking and screaming into the spotlight. It will hurt. You will thank us.

Polish

1. The Forge

We hammer out the bugs. We refine the core loop until it's addictive enough to be illegal in three countries.

  • Ruthless QA
  • UX Overhaul
GTM

2. The Hype

We don't just "post on Twitter." We manufacture cult followings. We trade in wishlists and discord members.

  • Viral Engineering
  • Community Building
Scale

3. The Beast

We find the publisher who won't screw you over. We negotiate the deal. We ride the dragon into the sunset.

  • Publisher Matchmaking
  • Contract Defense

We Are
Cynical
So You Can Be
Dreamers

The game industry is a dark, scary forest filled with wolves in "Publisher" clothing. We are the two grumpy woodsmen with shotguns.

We've seen it all. The feature creep. The scope bloat. The "pivot to blockchain" (don't you dare).

We exist to protect your vision by being the harshest critics you'll ever meet. Because if you can survive us, you can survive Steam reviews.

Tactical Feeding Studio Stats

Dreams Crushed (Temporarily)4,201
Games ShippedToo Many
Sarcasm LevelCritical

Survive The
Gauntlet

If you think your game is ready, you're probably wrong.
Let us prove it. Then let us fix it.

* Emotional damage may occur. No refunds.